lanadelrey-elizabethgrant:

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

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