the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
(Source: buttyflam)
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
(Source: marinasexual)
